It’s been a quiet week around the Behind the Curve household, and by quiet I mean Dani and I sitting around eating frozen pizza and ignoring the world and everything in it while we study like maniacs. It’s a funny thing… in one class alone, I have more work to do in a week than I dedicated to my full-time course load in a week in either high school or college, and I’m doing it. Perhaps my slack is satisfied by not doing the dishes and generally ignoring the rest of my adult responsibilities instead? Time will tell, and as long as Godzilla doesn’t spontaneously evolve out of my kitchen sink and cut a swath of destruction across the United States in his predestined enthusiasm to stomp Tokyo flat again, it’s all good.

I’m telling you all this, because saying “I was swamped with homework” is a really, really convenient excuse for not getting a post up last night. In fact, that excuse is why we haven’t gotten ahead on any posts yet, but somehow the excuse loses some of it’s robustness that way. It’s time to take advantage of this situation.

Since I’m getting back in the swing of things and learning all over again how to write things people tell me to write, and do it in such a manner that I am not the final authority on any given topic (and after being such a consistently bossy bitch here, it’s a tough habit to break), I ask you, gentle readers, what do you want to see here on Living Behind The Curve in the coming weeks?

I can tell you that there’s at least one more Ubuntu post in the works, and we have plenty more SRSLY recipes to throw at you, but other than that, not a whole lot of pre-made content. Do you like the pop-culture references? The more philosophical posts on the nature of the Behind The Curve lifestyle? Hard finance? Should I start an advice column? I always wanted to be an advice columnist.

Look, I try not to be political, but now that the media propaganda machine is fulfilling my predictions by gearing up to tell us that Iran is the real source of the terrorist threat, and that we are moments from developing an official bullshit excuse to turn Tehran into cinders and glass, I’ve just got a giant inflamed case of Democracy. Speak your voice and be heard! Tell me what you want to see here, and it shall be done!