One thing I’ve come to accept over the years is that life lessons will thrust themselves upon you unheeded from the weirdest places imaginable. One thing I’ve recently come to accept is that it is apparently my duty to present these oddball lessons to you as I discover them. Does this really need any more explanation? Let’s take a turn for the video-enhanced and submerse ourselves to this week’s 11 Things: Life Lessons From The Muppets.

1.

You only have one chance to make a good first impression, so go for the full production number!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y89zLBcKlfs[/youtube]

2.

Keep on top of your stuff, lest it pile up and bite back.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmPMoGNDkG0[/youtube]

3.

Some of the greatest solutions fixed problems we didn’t even know existed.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ayQelkb1uk[/youtube]

4.

Simple Pleasures are a joy to behold.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiaKtHSAy7U[/youtube]

5.

Fake it till you make it — someone will believe you eventually.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2wDAA7O0ho[/youtube]

6.

No matter how giant your problems may seem, sometimes you just have to dance your cares away.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0[/youtube]

7.

Big accomplishments are just made up of small parts.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqyFjVnWwto[/youtube]

8.

Weird-ass mnemonic devices work way better, man.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YcBVEnLT8[/youtube]

9.

No matter what it is you wan to do, it helps to read the directions first.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsUYTNdNPqo[/youtube]

10.

If you’re passionate about what you do, you may never be the best, but you might just be among them.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbxN4NO38k[/youtube]

11.

Sometimes, nonsense is just plain good for you.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevYBsShxNs[/youtube]

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That’s all I got. Have a great weekend, folks, and keep your hands in the air!