Search Term Polka for Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Since a certain someone can’t be arsed to play this week, I’ve decided it must fall to me to keep the flame lit. Let’s go!

i bought many books that are worthless.

Ahh, college, halcyon days of beer, faux intellectualism and being forced to buy $300 new textbooks because last year’s edition used a different header typeface that you’ll use once in a 4 month semester.  

behind screen living

From what I understand, there are three classes of people who work in the entertainment industry: performers, executives and everyone else. Everyone else includes technicians, writers, camera people, the folks who do Craft Services, editors, all those people who make their living “behind the screen”. From what I also understand, it’s not the easiest way to make a living, as most of them work in an essentially freelance manner in a saturated market. To make a living, most of those folks work hard when they can and hustle when they don’t. Seems preferable to me than living the unpredictable life of most professional performers or the utterly BS-soaked world of the executive, but I have weird priorities.

killer roast chicken

Funny you ask! Dani just released a disgustingly self-promotional cookbook, and it contains my favorite roast chicken recipe. You can go download it the minute it’s published. I’ll let you know, I promise.

shrunken women choose your own adventure

I checked, and there are in fact at least three websites dedicated to interactive microphiliac pornography on the internet. This is not one of them, sorry, but good luck in finding something to your taste.

my husband nephew has hots on me

Young men sometimes have inapropriate crushes on people close to them. It’s normal, and it’ll resolve itself eventually. On the flip side, some women can sometimes project their own narcisitic self-perceptions on those around them. This is fretfully common. Stop doing that, you self-absorbed nitwit.

first time for a boy frugal a soft voice

As a general rule I am pro-prostitution and anti-virginity, but I cannot in good concience reccomend that a young man discard his purity on a cheap hooker. Find a well-regarded medium-to-upper range escort service in your city, and keep in mind that if they offer you some sort of upgrade, luxury, platinum-plus tier of  more expensive girls, they’ll be the same girls as the “normal” tier.

mobile blackberry 8330 porn/blowjobs

There’s an app for that.

making a living as used bookseller

Also known as “skirting bankruptcy”. It can be done, but it’s a very hard way to make a living, especially as the storefront bookstore industry is contracting. Interestingly, the online used bookseller model and the storefront used book seller model is combining in nifty ways, and I suggest you check out the franchise Books4Less as one example of this. The future of this particular niche seems to be in large warehoused used book inventories and tracked individually, with every book listed in multiple stores online, and the whole thing is open to walk-in customers.

you are a judgmental bitch

Yes I am. If you want some of that, submit a question to my Fauxspring.

That’s it. Go do something important now.