Search Term Polka for Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Ok, seriously, I really need a new name for this little series. Comments encouraged.

And away we go! 

donna reid recipes

A Donna Reed cocktail: shake 2 ounces vodka with 2 ounces sour mix, pour into tumbler over ice, fill the glass the rest of the way with cranberry juice, garnish with an orange slice and two vicodin, and consume in the evening while pondering exactly where everything went wrong in your life.

do you need money to be rich?

Initially, you do need some. We’ve all seen recently that while one can be rich with money, one can also be rich on debt, and as we all know, you can’t get into really serious productive debt if you don’t have money.

youtube videos of bitches jerking a guy

Yeah, good luck with that. Why are so many people so determined to find porn on youtube, when there are plenty of perfectly good on-demand, free youtube clones that do nothing but serve up dirty movies of every possible flavor? This is the internet, people, get with the program.

there is no such thing as constructive criticism

This is only true among teenagers, bloggers and tabloid fashion columns.

find out who sent you that formspring

Not likely. Just like the rest of the internet, in exchange for letting other people run your applications you give up the right to access the metadata that those applications generate, converting that access to a privilege.  Sometimes you’re allowed to look, sometimes you’re not. In the case of formspring, you’re not. And frankly, that’s part of the game. If you don’t want people sending you messages anonymously, don’t get a formspring.

To your health. Now git.