What I’ve been up to lately: Omnibus Edition

Holy monkey cannons, it’s been busy here around the Behind The Curve Homestead. If I was a better blogger, I’d have kept up with this stuff and there’d be no need for these crazy-huge updates, but I’m not. I’ve been busy. Let’s begin.

One

How about we start out with a nice dirty story? If you head over to Nobilis Erotica, you can hear Dani reading werewolf anthropological erotica, and no, I’m not kidding. (Foundling, Nobilis Erotica. Adults Only. NSFW. Etc.)

Two

Once you’re done listening to that, if you want to hear my melodious voice, Nobilis wrote a dirty story that’s currently playing on the Metamor City Podcast called Dreams of Change. The first part is here, and if you listen carefully to part 2, you’ll hear my melodious voice playing Jane Randall in a very short walk-on part right smack in the middle of the story. What, you don’t hear me talking? Listen again — I did this part as a last-minute favor for Chris Lester, and I’m guessing he didn’t realize I wasn’t quite properly voiced for a super-feminine role. I play the female half of a magical creature that flips at will between being a boy and a girl, and quite by accident I ended up with a lower voice than my male counterpart. So, for the sake of speed, they chipmunked me up a little bit. It’s a good story, though, if a little gratuitously dirty.

Three

Last podcast item: there have been a couple of Braindouche! updates since we last talked, the most recent having dropped tonight. And it also involved Nobilis, who is now officially my new online girlfriend. You see, I’m the idiot  that offered to do all the production for his next podcast novel, Scouts Remastered, and, well…

So, I’m editing voice tracks the other day, and one comes through completely mangled. All noise. I don’t know what happened, and neither does the guy who recorded it, but once that was resolved, I listened to the ruined track again. It was interesting noise, if you can believe that. (If you listen to this podcast, you’ll probably believe anything.) So I says to the guy, I’m keeping this track for Braindouche!, it’s interesting noise and I’ll make something out of it.

So the most recent track is a piece of music called Surely. Go listen to it.

Four

In Nobilis-free news, Sweet Tarragon has a new shop yay! Sweet Tarragon has pretty much stopped selling on Etsy, yay! And the look is all redesigned for the new branding, yay! Go buy some stuff. The amazing part about the new Sweet Tarragon online shop is that we built the whole dang thing ourselves. Which leads me to…

Five

Our newest secret project has finally come fully to the internet, Wicked Plum Shops! The same technology that runs Sweet Tarragon can be purchased for a reasonable fee for anyone who wants their own simple, attractive ecommerce solution. The link is in the sidebar, so it must be official. Go check out Wicked Plum Shops, and say hi to our own personal wicked plum mascot, Bob. The whole thing is in limited beta, so while you’ll enjoy a fabulous discount on the service, you’ll need to sign up to get in line first. It’s still a baby, so we start nice and gentle.

Six

Jesus christ that was a lot of snow, and there’s more on the way.

Seven

I… can’t remember anymore. I know I’m forgetting things, but that’s enough for now. Click links, spend money, keep me out of bankruptcy, sleep well.